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''' | '''Navigator:''' [SIGHS] | ||
'''Performer:''' Yeah, you're right, two hours is a long time for everyone after all, I am also getting quite bored here. | '''Performer:''' Yeah, you're right, two hours is a long time for everyone after all, I am also getting quite bored here. | ||
'''Navigator:''' There are a lot of buttons we could press to entertain ourselves, but I am not sure how that will be interesting for our audience. | '''Navigator:''' There are a lot of buttons we could press to entertain ourselves, but I am not sure how that will be interesting for our audience. | ||
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<b>Otherwise:</b> | <b>Otherwise:</b> | ||
'''Performer:''' Yes, I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. Protocoller, do you have a solution for that? | '''Performer:''' Yes, we've done a Mic Check not too long ago. I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. | ||
'''Protocoller:''' | '''Navigator:''' Yeah... | ||
'''Performer:''' Protocoller, do you have a solution for that? | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Of course. Initiate Audience Engagement Protocol. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Step 1: Invent the wheel | '''Protocoller:''' Step 1: Invent the wheel | ||
'''Performer:''' 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, | '''Performer:''' 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, | ||
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The marketing girl soured him with a look | The marketing girl soured him with a look | ||
'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'" | 'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'" | ||
'''Protocoller:''' Step 2: Spin the | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Step 2: Spin the Wheel of Fortune! | |||
'''Performer:''' Will the audience please message stop in the pad to stop the wheel of fortune? Navigator, what is the status? | '''Performer:''' Will the audience please message stop in the pad to stop the wheel of fortune? Navigator, what is the status? | ||
'''Navigator:''' Processing | '''Navigator:''' Processing... | ||
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<div style="color:red;"> | <div style="color:red;"> | ||
MUSIC OF WHEEL | MUSIC OF WHEEL? | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
'''Performer:''' And the winner is... | '''Performer:''' And the winner is... |
Revision as of 21:59, 21 October 2023
🎵 Play transition jingle: https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3
🎵 Play background Music: background_static.mp3
Navigator: [SIGHS] Performer: Yeah, you're right, two hours is a long time for everyone after all, I am also getting quite bored here. Navigator: There are a lot of buttons we could press to entertain ourselves, but I am not sure how that will be interesting for our audience. Protocoller: That would be a breach of protocol. Performer: Oh come on, it'll be fun! Protocoller: I guess the Guide does say 'unexpected adventures can be fun'... Performer: Let's just go for it, what is the worst that can happen? Navigator: Agreed! I'll initiate Protocol 'Randomly Pressing Buttons for Unexpected Sounds'.
~1 MINUTE OF SOUNDS OF BUTTONS AND SPACE, ENDING WITH SOMETHING GOING WRONG
Performer: Euhmm... what was that? Navigator: Protocoller, I'm afraid we're experiencing issues in our communication with Ground Control. Protocoller: We triggered an unexpected pathway, have you performed a Mic Check recently? Maybe that could help us get back into the flow of the flowchart.
If no Mic Check has been performed this iteration:
Performer: No, it's been a while. Let's initiate a Mic Check. Navigator: Smart move. Redirecting to Mic Check...
Otherwise:
Performer: Yes, we've done a Mic Check not too long ago. I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. Navigator: Yeah... Performer: Protocoller, do you have a solution for that? Protocoller: Of course. Initiate Audience Engagement Protocol. Protocoller: Step 1: Invent the wheel Performer: 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, "'And the wheel,' said the Captain, 'what about this wheel thingy? It sounds a terribly interesting project.' 'Ah,' said the marketing girl, 'well, we're having a little difficulty there.' 'Difficulty?' exclaimed Ford. 'Difficulty? What do you mean difficulty? It is the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!' The marketing girl soured him with a look 'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'"
Protocoller: Step 2: Spin the Wheel of Fortune! Performer: Will the audience please message stop in the pad to stop the wheel of fortune? Navigator, what is the status? Navigator: Processing...
🎵 Play Connecting to the ether track Connecting_to_the_ether.mp3
MUSIC OF WHEEL?
Performer: And the winner is... Protocoller: Option 1: Rapidly move channels Option 2: Go back to the start and do not receive any prize Option 3: Guest Celeb Appearance Option 4: Win a towel Option 5: Call to aquarium Option 6: Extra dice rolls Option 7: Free breakfast