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Play transition jingle: https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3{{audio|mp3=https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3|style=width:100%}} | 🎵 Play transition jingle: [https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3 jingle]{{audio|mp3=https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3|style=width:100%}} | ||
🎵 Play background Music: [https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/background/background_static.mp3 background_static.mp3]{{audio|mp3=https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/background/background_static.mp3|style=width:100%;}} | |||
'''Navigator:''' [SIGHS] | |||
'''Performer:''' Yeah, you're right, two hours is a long time for everyone after all, I am also getting quite bored here. | |||
'''Navigator:''' There are a lot of buttons we could press to entertain ourselves, but I am not sure how that will be interesting for our audience. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' That would be a breach of protocol. | |||
'''Performer:''' Oh come on, it'll be fun! | |||
'''Protocoller:''' I guess the Guide does say 'unexpected adventures can be fun'... | |||
'''Performer:''' Let's just go for it, what is the worst that can happen? | |||
'''Navigator:''' Agreed! I'll initiate Protocol 'Randomly Pressing Buttons for Unexpected Sounds'. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Protocol: Randomly Pressing Buttons for Unexpected Sounds. Expected the expected what to expect when you are unexpecting. For our sensitive listening devices: please be aware of loud noises. | |||
Play | 🎵 Play button bashing: [https://pzwiki.wdka.nl/mw-mediadesign/images/f/fb/Pressing-buttons.mp3 pressing-buttons.mp3] {{audio|mp3=https://pzwiki.wdka.nl/mw-mediadesign/images/f/fb/Pressing-buttons.mp3|style=width:100%}} | ||
'''Performer:''' Euhmm... what was that? | |||
'''Navigator:''' Protocoller, I'm afraid we're experiencing issues in our communication with Ground Control. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' We triggered an unexpected pathway, have you performed a Mic Check recently? Maybe that could help us get back into the flow of the flowchart. | |||
<b>If no Mic Check has been performed this iteration:</b> | |||
<div style=" | '''Performer:''' No, it's been a while. Let's initiate a Mic Check. | ||
'''Navigator:''' Smart move. Redirecting to Mic Check... | |||
<div style="text-align: right;"> | |||
[[The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_an_Active_Archive/Microphone_Protocol|Microphone Protocol<tt>--></tt>]]</br> | |||
</div> | </div> | ||
<b>Otherwise:</b> | |||
'''Performer:''' Yes, we've done a Mic Check not too long ago. I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. | |||
'''Performer:''' | '''Navigator:''' Yeah... | ||
'''Performer:''' Protocoller, do you have a solution for that? | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Of course. Initiate Audience Engagement Protocol. | |||
'''Navigator:''' | |||
'''Performer:''' | |||
'''Protocoller:''' | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Step 1: Invent the wheel | '''Protocoller:''' Step 1: Invent the wheel | ||
'''Performer:''' 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, | '''Performer:''' 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, | ||
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The marketing girl soured him with a look | The marketing girl soured him with a look | ||
'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'" | 'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'" | ||
'''Protocoller:''' Step 2: Spin the | |||
'''Performer:''' Will | '''Protocoller:''' Step 2: Spin the Wheel of Fortune! | ||
''' | '''Performer:''' Will Ground Control please message STOP in the pad to stop the wheel of fortune? Navigator, let's get readyyy toooo rumble!! '''(add with echo effect on vocal)''' | ||
🎵 Play Gameshow Music UNTILL STOP HAS BEEN MESSAGED{{audio|mp3=https://pzwiki.wdka.nl/mw-mediadesign/images/d/dc/Wheel_of_fortune.mp3|style=width:100%}} | |||
'''The Presenter announces all options on a loop during the gameshow music''' | |||
'''Presenter:''' Option 1: Rapidly move channels. | |||
Option 2: Go back to the start and do not receive any prize! | |||
Option 3: Introduction of our mystery guest! | |||
Option 42: Win a towel! | |||
Option 5: Call to the aquarium! | |||
Option 6: Extra dice rolls! | |||
Option 7: Free breakfast! | |||
'''IF PAD has messaged stop!''' | |||
'''Pause gameshow music''' | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Step 3: Announce the winner. | |||
'''Performer:''' And the winner is... | '''Performer:''' And the winner is... | ||
''' | 🎵 Play Drumroll: [https://pzwiki.wdka.nl/mw-mediadesign/images/6/6f/Drumroll.mp3 Drumroll]{{audio|mp3=https://pzwiki.wdka.nl/mw-mediadesign/images/6/6f/Drumroll.mp3|style=width:100%}} | ||
'''Performer:''' Option 7: Free breakfast!!! | |||
'''Performer:''' The breakfast should be in your space RIGHT NOW! | |||
'''Performer, Protocoller and Navigator applaud''' | |||
'''OR, optionally:''' Caretakers decide in the moment for another option, and LARP it out. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Audience Engagement Protocol completed. You must feel engaged now. | |||
'''If PAD is happy, engaged and positive:''' | |||
'''Navigator:''' Alright, it seems like they actually ''are'' engaged! | |||
'''Performer:''' Who wouldn't after such an esciting segment!? | |||
'''Navigator:''' I don't know... it somehow feels like we were close to some kind of disaster. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' That's why we have protocols. | |||
'''Navigator:''' What does the protocol indicate as our next destination? | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Now that the audience is engaged, we can best start over. | |||
'''Navigator:''' Copy that, Protocoller. Comencing re-direct. | |||
<div style="text-align: right;"> | <div style="text-align: right;"> | ||
[[The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_an_Active_Archive/Introduction_Protocol|Introduction <tt>--></tt>]]</br> | [[The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_an_Active_Archive/Introduction_Protocol|Introduction <tt>--></tt>]]</br> | ||
</div> | |||
'''If PAD comments on the rigged gameshow, gives indication of our insecurities, ...:''' | |||
'''Navigator:''' Protocoller, I'm afraid Ground Control is not happy. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Hmm. | |||
'''Performer:''' NOT HAPPY!? | |||
'''Navigator:''' They're afraid we've gone rogue. | |||
'''Performer:''' GOING ROGUE!? We do everything for them, give them what they want, only have their best interest in mind... | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Easy, easy. Let's resort back to protocol. | |||
'''Performer:''' I don't know, ''Protocoller''. Protocols didn't interest them. | |||
'''Navigator:''' And now our best alternative didn't interest them either. | |||
'''Performer:''' They hate it, they absolutely hate it. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Navigator, please steer us away from this mess. | |||
'''Navigator:''' I'll euhm, I'll just... | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Navigator, what are you doing? I repeat: please steer us away from this mess. Turn around. | |||
'''Navigator:''' It's too late now, Protocoller. | |||
'''Performer:''' HA. Let's give 'em what they deserve. | |||
<div style="text-align: right;"> | |||
[[The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_an_Active_Archive/WORMHOLE|WORMHOLE <tt>--></tt>]]</br> | [[The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_an_Active_Archive/WORMHOLE|WORMHOLE <tt>--></tt>]]</br> | ||
<div> | </div> |
Latest revision as of 09:05, 24 October 2023
🎵 Play transition jingle: jingle
🎵 Play background Music: background_static.mp3
Navigator: [SIGHS] Performer: Yeah, you're right, two hours is a long time for everyone after all, I am also getting quite bored here. Navigator: There are a lot of buttons we could press to entertain ourselves, but I am not sure how that will be interesting for our audience. Protocoller: That would be a breach of protocol. Performer: Oh come on, it'll be fun! Protocoller: I guess the Guide does say 'unexpected adventures can be fun'... Performer: Let's just go for it, what is the worst that can happen? Navigator: Agreed! I'll initiate Protocol 'Randomly Pressing Buttons for Unexpected Sounds'. Protocoller: Protocol: Randomly Pressing Buttons for Unexpected Sounds. Expected the expected what to expect when you are unexpecting. For our sensitive listening devices: please be aware of loud noises.
🎵 Play button bashing: pressing-buttons.mp3
Performer: Euhmm... what was that? Navigator: Protocoller, I'm afraid we're experiencing issues in our communication with Ground Control. Protocoller: We triggered an unexpected pathway, have you performed a Mic Check recently? Maybe that could help us get back into the flow of the flowchart.
If no Mic Check has been performed this iteration:
Performer: No, it's been a while. Let's initiate a Mic Check. Navigator: Smart move. Redirecting to Mic Check...
Otherwise:
Performer: Yes, we've done a Mic Check not too long ago. I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. Navigator: Yeah... Performer: Protocoller, do you have a solution for that? Protocoller: Of course. Initiate Audience Engagement Protocol. Protocoller: Step 1: Invent the wheel Performer: 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, "'And the wheel,' said the Captain, 'what about this wheel thingy? It sounds a terribly interesting project.' 'Ah,' said the marketing girl, 'well, we're having a little difficulty there.' 'Difficulty?' exclaimed Ford. 'Difficulty? What do you mean difficulty? It is the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!' The marketing girl soured him with a look 'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'"
Protocoller: Step 2: Spin the Wheel of Fortune! Performer: Will Ground Control please message STOP in the pad to stop the wheel of fortune? Navigator, let's get readyyy toooo rumble!! (add with echo effect on vocal)
🎵 Play Gameshow Music UNTILL STOP HAS BEEN MESSAGED
The Presenter announces all options on a loop during the gameshow music
Presenter: Option 1: Rapidly move channels. Option 2: Go back to the start and do not receive any prize! Option 3: Introduction of our mystery guest! Option 42: Win a towel! Option 5: Call to the aquarium! Option 6: Extra dice rolls! Option 7: Free breakfast!
IF PAD has messaged stop!
Pause gameshow music
Protocoller: Step 3: Announce the winner. Performer: And the winner is...
🎵 Play Drumroll: Drumroll
Performer: Option 7: Free breakfast!!! Performer: The breakfast should be in your space RIGHT NOW! Performer, Protocoller and Navigator applaud
OR, optionally: Caretakers decide in the moment for another option, and LARP it out.
Protocoller: Audience Engagement Protocol completed. You must feel engaged now.
If PAD is happy, engaged and positive:
Navigator: Alright, it seems like they actually are engaged! Performer: Who wouldn't after such an esciting segment!? Navigator: I don't know... it somehow feels like we were close to some kind of disaster. Protocoller: That's why we have protocols. Navigator: What does the protocol indicate as our next destination? Protocoller: Now that the audience is engaged, we can best start over. Navigator: Copy that, Protocoller. Comencing re-direct.
If PAD comments on the rigged gameshow, gives indication of our insecurities, ...:
Navigator: Protocoller, I'm afraid Ground Control is not happy. Protocoller: Hmm. Performer: NOT HAPPY!? Navigator: They're afraid we've gone rogue. Performer: GOING ROGUE!? We do everything for them, give them what they want, only have their best interest in mind... Protocoller: Easy, easy. Let's resort back to protocol. Performer: I don't know, Protocoller. Protocols didn't interest them. Navigator: And now our best alternative didn't interest them either. Performer: They hate it, they absolutely hate it. Protocoller: Navigator, please steer us away from this mess. Navigator: I'll euhm, I'll just... Protocoller: Navigator, what are you doing? I repeat: please steer us away from this mess. Turn around. Navigator: It's too late now, Protocoller. Performer: HA. Let's give 'em what they deserve.