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'''Navigator:''' Activating 'Engage the audience section' | |||
'''Performer:''' Protocoller, we've lost connection to ground | |||
'''Protocoller:''' That does not adhere to protocol, have you performed a Mic Check recently? | |||
If no: | |||
'''Performer:''' No, let's initiate Mic Check | |||
'''Navigator:''' Redirect to Mic Check | |||
If yes: | |||
'''Performer:'' Yes, I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. Protocoller, do you have a solution for that? | |||
'''Protocoller:'''I will initiate the 'Audience Engagement Protocol' | |||
'''Performer:''' To commence the protocol, we will read an extract from 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, | |||
"'And the wheel,' said the Captain, 'what about this wheel thingy? It sounds a terribly interesting project.' | |||
'Ah,' said the marketing girl, 'well, we're having a little difficulty there.' | |||
'Difficulty?' exclaimed Ford. 'Difficulty? What do you mean difficulty? It is the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!' | |||
The marketing girl soured him with a look | |||
'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'" | |||
Great, then this means we do not have to re-invent the wheel! | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Step 1: Invent the wheel | |||
'''Navigator:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVkYaZXCl8U&t=6s&ab_channel=blipvert Inventing the Wheel] | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Step 2: Spin the wheel of fortune! | |||
'''Performer:''' Will the audience please message stop in the pad to stop the wheel of fortune? Navigator, what is the status? | |||
'''Navigator:''' Processing | |||
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MUSIC OF WHEEL | |||
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'''Performer:''' And the winner is... | |||
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Revision as of 08:37, 21 October 2023
Play transition jingle: https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3
To do:
- Decide whether we want a connection to intro
- ...
Navigator: Activating 'Engage the audience section' Performer: Protocoller, we've lost connection to ground Protocoller: That does not adhere to protocol, have you performed a Mic Check recently?
If no:
Performer: No, let's initiate Mic Check Navigator: Redirect to Mic Check
If yes:
'Performer: Yes, I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. Protocoller, do you have a solution for that? Protocoller:I will initiate the 'Audience Engagement Protocol' Performer: To commence the protocol, we will read an extract from 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, "'And the wheel,' said the Captain, 'what about this wheel thingy? It sounds a terribly interesting project.' 'Ah,' said the marketing girl, 'well, we're having a little difficulty there.' 'Difficulty?' exclaimed Ford. 'Difficulty? What do you mean difficulty? It is the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!' The marketing girl soured him with a look 'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'" Great, then this means we do not have to re-invent the wheel! Protocoller: Step 1: Invent the wheel Navigator: Inventing the Wheel Protocoller: Step 2: Spin the wheel of fortune! Performer: Will the audience please message stop in the pad to stop the wheel of fortune? Navigator, what is the status? Navigator: Processing
MUSIC OF WHEEL
Performer: And the winner is...