The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active Archive/Audience Engagement Protocol

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Play transition jingle: https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3


To do:

  • Decide whether we want a connection to intro
  • ...


Navigator: Activating 'Engage the audience section'
Performer: Protocoller, we've lost connection to ground
Protocoller: That does not adhere to protocol, have you performed a Mic Check recently?

If no:

Performer: No, let's initiate Mic Check
Navigator: Redirect to Mic Check

If yes:

'Performer: Yes, I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. Protocoller, do you have a solution for that?
Protocoller:I will initiate the 'Audience Engagement Protocol'
Performer: To commence the protocol, we will read an extract from  'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, 
 "'And the wheel,' said the Captain, 'what about this wheel thingy? It sounds a terribly interesting project.' 
 'Ah,' said the marketing girl, 'well, we're having a little difficulty there.'
 'Difficulty?' exclaimed Ford. 'Difficulty? What do you mean difficulty? It is the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!'
 The marketing girl soured him with a look
 'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'" 
Great, then this means we do not have to re-invent the wheel!
Protocoller: Step 1: Invent the wheel
Navigator: Inventing the Wheel
Protocoller: Step 2: Spin the wheel of fortune!
Performer: Will the audience please message stop in the pad to stop the wheel of fortune? Navigator, what is the status?
Navigator: Processing

MUSIC OF WHEEL

Performer: And the winner is...