The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active Archive/Stop Broadcast

MOVE TO A SECTION JINGLE GOES HERE

Protocoller: Initiate Stop Broadcast Protocol.

BACKGROUND MUSIC GOES HERE

Protocoller: Announce the TIME.
Performer: It is  and you are listening to Protocols for an Active Archive on Radio Worm, the 22nd XPub Special Issue. 
Protocoller: Announce the end of the show.
Performer: This is the end of the show. The only thing left to do is archiving it.
Protocoller: Initiate Saving Protocol.
Performer: [READS PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE STUDIO MONITOR].
Protocoller: Stop background music.

"Stop background music.

Protocoller: Initiate Goodbye Protocol.
Performer: It is 11:58 at Radio Worm and the flowchart has reached a dead end, now exiting the loop. Goodbye, and see you next Tuesday at 10:00 for another episode of "Protocols for an Active Archive".