The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active Archive/Stop Broadcast
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Protocoller: Initiate Stop Broadcast Protocol.
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Protocoller: Announce the TIME. Performer: It is [TIME] and you are listening to Protocols for an Active Archive on Radio Worm, the 22nd XPub Special Issue. Protocoller: Announce the end of the show. Navigator: Is it time for that already? Protocoller: It is time. Performer: What's the protocol for stopping the broadcast? Protocoller: Now reading paragraph 'Step-by-step guide' in chapter 'Stopping the Broadcast' in The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active archive: Step 1: Breath in, breath out. Step 2: Enjoy how you burned everything to the ground (free interpretation). Step 3: Do a little happy dance when you close the connection to the mixer (You did it! You made it!). Step 4: Pose as a professional fashion model for the last photos, for the photoshoot from Florian. Step 5: Have a cherry beer, cheers. Performer: Okay [AUDIBLY BREATHS IN AND OUT], well... this is the end of the show. The only thing left to do is archiving it. Navigator: There's a piece of paper here floating in space... it says PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. Protocoller: Oh my. Navigator: We could add it to The Hitchhiker's Guide? Protocoller: Performer, please read out loud the PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. Performer: Now reading PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. [READS PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE STUDIO MONITOR]. Protocoller: Fabulous. Navigator, stop background music.
Stop background music.
Protocoller: Initiate Goodbye Protocol. Performer: It is 11:58 at Radio Worm and the flowchart has reached a dead end, now exiting the loop. Goodbye, and see you next Tuesday at 10:00 for another episode of "Protocols for an Active Archive".
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