Fage Not Pound
Fage Not Pound is...
Etymology and pronunciation
Originally applied to the whole Fage Not Poundish Empire, the name Fage Not Pound comes from the Fagesh word Fagnot Pondum, or "realm of the Fagesh". The etymology of Fagesh is uncertain.
In Fagesh, 'Fage not Pound' is pronounced /feɪdʒ nɒt paʊnd/ but the pronounciation can vary per region and most Fagesh people understand the word however a person pronounces it.
History
The terms 'before Boot Lox' (b.BL.) and 'after Boot Lox' (a.BL.) are used to label or number years in the Fagesh calendars.
Early history (b.BL)
Modern history (a.BL)
25th of March 0000
Economy
Currency
Taxation and government spending
Temporality
The space of Fage not Pound is organised around a specific temporality that does not synchronise to 'typical' time value (such as seconds, minutes, hours, days, etc.). The unit of time, called [1], was established by Welda Zitrick [astro-physician, b. 2049] in 2097, as part of their research project on temporality "Detaching from the world-time" (2087-2097, published by MIT Press)[2]. In their research, [3] demonstrated the difference between the notion of tempo (an external temporality) and the notion of rhythm (an internal temporality). In, 2095, they led an experiment on a sample of the population on the newly founded site Fage not Pound. During this experiment, the participants were invited to continue their regular activities while all time elements were suppressed and replaced by rhythmic-based units of time (later on named 'Sumtemp').
In fact, a Sumtemp takes the form of a cycle rather than a unit.
A cycle of Sumtemp equals to the following cycle of seconds:
7 seconds — 1 second – 3 seconds
Geography
Climate
Environment
Demographics
Population
Languages
The official language of Fage not Pound is Fagesh.
Health
The Fage Not Poundish health care system is financed by the government of Fage Not Pound. Health care is generally free for Fage Not Poundish Citizen since most of the medicine used in modern medical practices grows in the land surrounding Fage Not Pound or are byproducts of Fage Not Poundish animals, such as the gracularis vaccine that can be extracted from cow sweat.
Religion
Fageshes
Dommers
Dommers are a community living in Fage Not Pound since 3044 B.BL.. Dommers are used to sneak into everyone's living unit and transform every game activity into a labour activity. Dommers wants Fageshes to work instead of wasting their time not producing anything useful for the Fagesh community.
Culture
The Boot Lox
The BL Day will be the day when to celebrate the arrival of the Loot Box in Fage Not Pound. Every supersampear the entire community meet together to remember that special day.