The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active Archive/Audience Engagement Protocol: Difference between revisions

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Play transition jingle: https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3

To do:

Decide whether we want a connection to intro
...

Navigator: Activating 'Engage the audience section'
Performer: Protocoller, we've lost connection to ground
Protocoller: That does not adhere to protocol, have you performed a Mic Check recently?

If no:

Performer: No, let's initiate Mic Check
Navigator: Redirect to Mic Check

If yes:

Performer: Yes, I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. Protocoller, do you have a solution for that?
Protocoller:I will initiate the 'Audience Engagement Protocol'
Protocoller: Step 1: Invent the wheel
Performer: 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, 
 "'And the wheel,' said the Captain, 'what about this wheel thingy? It sounds a terribly interesting project.' 
 'Ah,' said the marketing girl, 'well, we're having a little difficulty there.'
 'Difficulty?' exclaimed Ford. 'Difficulty? What do you mean difficulty? It is the single simplest machine in the entire Universe!'
 The marketing girl soured him with a look
 'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'" 
Protocoller: Step 2: Spin the wheel of fortune!
Performer: Will the audience please message stop in the pad to stop the wheel of fortune? Navigator, what is the status?
Navigator: Processing

MUSIC OF WHEEL

Performer: And the winner is...
Protocoller: Option 1: Rapidly move channels
Option 2: Go back to the start and do not receive any prize
Option 3: Guest Celeb Appearance
Option 4: Win a towel
Option 5: Call to aquarium
Option 6: Extra dice rolls
Option 7: Free breakfast

Introduction -->
WORMHOLE -->

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 If yes:
-  '''Performer:'' Yes, I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. Protocoller, do you have a solution for that?
+  '''Performer:''' Yes, I'm afraid the audience has stopped caring about the broadcast and is not listening anymore. Protocoller, do you have a solution for that?
   '''Protocoller:'''I will initiate the 'Audience Engagement Protocol'
-  '''Performer:''' To commence the protocol, we will read an extract from  'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe,
+  '''Protocoller:''' Step 1: Invent the wheel
+  '''Performer:''' 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe,
    "'And the wheel,' said the Captain, 'what about this wheel thingy? It sounds a terribly interesting project.'
    'Ah,' said the marketing girl, 'well, we're having a little difficulty there.'
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    The marketing girl soured him with a look
    'All right, Mr Wiseguy,' she said, 'you're so clever, you tell us what colour it should be.'"
- Great, then this means we do not have to re-invent the wheel!
- '''Protocoller:''' Step 1: Invent the wheel
- '''Navigator:''' [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVkYaZXCl8U&t=6s&ab_channel=blipvert Inventing the Wheel]
   '''Protocoller:''' Step 2: Spin the wheel of fortune!
   '''Performer:''' Will the audience please message stop in the pad to stop the wheel of fortune? Navigator, what is the status?