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The after BL era was introduced in 33 a.BL. by Suhula Friki Dio Exiclama (ca. 10 b.BL. – ca. 776 a.BL.), who used it to identify the temporalities since the reveal of the Boot Lox. She introduced the new era to avoid using another era, as she did not wish to continue the memory of the time before the Boot Lox. Suhula Friki Dio Exiclama unfortunately didn't experience the 25th of March 0000 herself and didn't how much time has passed since then, so to calculate the temporality 0, she used the life-before-method. In her research, she talked to newborns. The newborns remembered more clearly how their life before being born was and could give her an estimation of when exactly the 25th of March 0000 took place. She compared the results and came to the conclusion that she must be born in 10 b.BL. and could determine the temporality 0. How exactly she arrived at that number is unknown but the BL calendar has been used ever since. | The after BL era was introduced in 33 a.BL. by Suhula Friki Dio Exiclama (ca. 10 b.BL. – ca. 776 a.BL.), who used it to identify the temporalities since the reveal of the Boot Lox. She introduced the new era to avoid using another era, as she did not wish to continue the memory of the time before the Boot Lox. Suhula Friki Dio Exiclama unfortunately didn't experience the 25th of March 0000 herself and didn't how much time has passed since then, so to calculate the temporality 0, she used the life-before-method. In her research, she talked to newborns. The newborns remembered more clearly how their life before being born was and could give her an estimation of when exactly the 25th of March 0000 took place. She compared the results and came to the conclusion that she must be born in 10 b.BL. and could determine the temporality 0. How exactly she arrived at that number is unknown but the BL calendar has been used ever since. | ||
===Currency=== | ===Currency=== | ||
==Temporality== | ==Temporality== | ||
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7 seconds — 1 second – 3 seconds <br> | 7 seconds — 1 second – 3 seconds <br> | ||
===Languages=== | ===Languages=== | ||
The official language of Fage not Pound is Fagesh. The language is constructed in a way that everyone can understand it but no one can learn it on their own. | The official language of Fage not Pound is Fagesh. The language is constructed in a way that everyone can understand it but no one can learn it on their own. | ||
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The BL Day will be the day when to celebrate the arrival of the Loot Box in Fage Not Pound. Every supersampear the entire community meet together to remember that special day. | The BL Day will be the day when to celebrate the arrival of the Loot Box in Fage Not Pound. Every supersampear the entire community meet together to remember that special day. | ||
====Beverages==== | ====Beverages==== | ||
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===Code of Conduct=== | ===Code of Conduct=== | ||
===Morals=== | ===Morals=== | ||
Revision as of 18:50, 9 March 2022
Fage Not Pound is...
Name
Originally applied to the whole Fage Not Poundish Empire, the name Fage Not Pound comes from the Fagesh word Fagnot Pondum, or "realm of the Fagesh". The etymology of Fagesh is uncertain.
In Fagesh, 'Fage not Pound' is pronounced /feɪdʒ nɒt paʊnd/ but the pronounciation can vary per region and most Fagesh people understand the word however a person pronounces it.
History
The terms 'before Boot Lox' (b.BL.) and 'after Boot Lox' (a.BL.) are used to label or number years in the Fagesh calendars.
Early history (b.BL)
25th of March 0000
The after BL era was introduced in 33 a.BL. by Suhula Friki Dio Exiclama (ca. 10 b.BL. – ca. 776 a.BL.), who used it to identify the temporalities since the reveal of the Boot Lox. She introduced the new era to avoid using another era, as she did not wish to continue the memory of the time before the Boot Lox. Suhula Friki Dio Exiclama unfortunately didn't experience the 25th of March 0000 herself and didn't how much time has passed since then, so to calculate the temporality 0, she used the life-before-method. In her research, she talked to newborns. The newborns remembered more clearly how their life before being born was and could give her an estimation of when exactly the 25th of March 0000 took place. She compared the results and came to the conclusion that she must be born in 10 b.BL. and could determine the temporality 0. How exactly she arrived at that number is unknown but the BL calendar has been used ever since.
Currency
Temporality
The space of Fage not Pound is organised around a specific temporality that does not synchronise to 'typical' time value (such as seconds, minutes, hours, days, etc.). The unit of time, called Sumtemp[1], was established by Welda Zitrick [astro-physician, b. 2049] in 2097, as part of their research project on temporality "Detaching from the world-time" (2087-2097, published by MIT Press)[2]. In their research, [3] demonstrated the difference between the notion of tempo (an external temporality) and the notion of rhythm (an internal temporality). In, 2095, they led an experiment on a sample of the population on the newly founded site Fage not Pound. During this experiment, the participants were invited to continue their regular activities while all time elements were suppressed and replaced by rhythmic-based units of time (later on named 'Sumtemp').
In fact, a Sumtemp takes the form of a cycle rather than a unit.
A cycle of Sumtemp equals to the following cycle of seconds:
7 seconds — 1 second – 3 seconds
Languages
The official language of Fage not Pound is Fagesh. The language is constructed in a way that everyone can understand it but no one can learn it on their own.
Health
The Fage Not Poundish health care system is financed by the government of Fage Not Pound. Health care is generally free for Fage Not Poundish Citizen since most of the medicine used in modern medical practices grows in the land surrounding Fage Not Pound or are byproducts of Fage Not Poundish animals, such as the gracularis vaccine that can be extracted from cow sweat. Other examples of locally grown medicine as well as animal byproducts used in medicine, include the extremely quickly growing bark of the hundujamal plant, extracted lactose of spider milk and the healing water coming from broken bamboo pipes.
Due to the easy accessibility of medicine, the citizens are one of the healthiest people in the whole dimension. The average Fage Not Pounder lives as long as 5620034285033112 sumtemps.
Religion
Fageshes do not believe in Dog
Dommers
Dommers are a community living in Fage Not Pound since 3044 B.BL.. Dommers are used to sneak into everyone's living unit and transform every game activity into a labour activity. Dommers wants Fageshes to work instead of wasting their time not producing anything useful for the Fagesh community.
Culture
The Boot Lox
The BL Day will be the day when to celebrate the arrival of the Loot Box in Fage Not Pound. Every supersampear the entire community meet together to remember that special day.