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THE AVOCADO TOAST | |||
WRITE YOUR STORY HERE------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | |||
if (KNOB < 93 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("Today, most major supermarkets source their avocadoes from Chile")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB < 93 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("60 percent of the avocadoes from chile come from the province of Petorca")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB < 93 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("This story actually dates back to reforms that were set under Augusto Pinochet")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB < 93 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("A military dictatorship")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 93 && KNOB < 186 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("Petorca is a provincesituated at the feet of the Andes mountains")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 93 && KNOB < 186 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("Where crops like beans, corn and potatoes used to be grown")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 93 && KNOB < 186 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("In 1981, a group of economists known as the Chicago boys, enacted a new regulation called the Water code ")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 93 && KNOB < 186 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("granting full ownerships over water rights")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 186 && KNOB < 279 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("The lands on the mountainsides were used as pastures for cows")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 186 && KNOB < 279 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("for the Chilean market")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 186 && KNOB < 279 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("In practice, this enactement meant water could be traded in free markets with almost no government regulation ")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 186 && KNOB < 279 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("water could be bought, sold, and used by private companies like a commodity")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 279 && KNOB < 372 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F(" Around 1980, the lands on the mountainsides were solicited by investors who bought them up at low prices, and | |||
converted them into avocado plantations")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 279 && KNOB < 372 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("There is not much water flowing there")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 279 && KNOB < 372 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("This textbook example of neoliberalism was designed to dissociate water rights from land rights")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 279 && KNOB < 372 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("Making it easier to have big corporated farms on the mountainsides")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 372 && KNOB < 465 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("Around 1980, the lands on the mountainsides were solicited by investors who bought them up at low prices, and converted | |||
them into avocado plantations")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 372 && KNOB < 465 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("There is not much water flowing there")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 372 && KNOB < 465 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("This textbook example of neoliberalism was designed to dissociate water rights from land rights")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 372 && KNOB < 465 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("Making it easier to have big corporated farms on the mountainsides")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 465 && KNOB < 558 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("After the Water code, vast amounts of water could be benifited on the sunny mountainside")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 465 && KNOB < 558 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("cause you can have it directly diverted from any river in the area")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 465 && KNOB < 558 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("In Petorca, where it is warm and dry, approximately 1,280 liters of water are needed to produce 1kg of avocados")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 465 && KNOB < 558 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("320 liters of applied fresh water to produce one avocado")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 558 && KNOB < 651 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("That’s pretty cool for investors, cause all the water ressources available in the province can be used up")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 558 && KNOB < 651 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("to stisfy your greed")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 558 && KNOB < 651 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("As a result, villagers say rivers have dried up and groundwater levels have fallen")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 558 && KNOB < 651 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("causing a regional drought")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("And europeans are getting more and more into avocados, so the demand keeps getting bigger")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("But be greedy, because the fat found in avocados may promote weight loss")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("Aside from the terribly damaging impact on the environment and the irreversible damage to local ecosystems, these | |||
plantations are destroying the lives of the people who live there")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("and are putting local communities at risk")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("Avocados have ceased to be just another regular food but a trend")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("They help lower levels of bad cholesterol and have powerful anti-aging properties")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("and residents of Petorca are left with cracked earth paths and dry water ways")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("often forced to use contaminated water transported by trucks")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 837 && KNOB < 930 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("Avocados have twice the potassium of a banana, they’re packed with fiber")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 837 && KNOB < 930 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("boasting 10 grams per medium-sized avocado")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 837 && KNOB < 930 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("Small farmers cannot survive either ")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 837 && KNOB < 930 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("most actions taken against water robbery end in intimidation, corruption, or death threats")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 930 && KNOB < 1023 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("They improve heart health")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 930 && KNOB < 1023 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("You will never bedisappointed with a plain, no-frills version of this simple")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 930 && KNOB < 1023 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { | |||
display.println(F("So it just carries on happening, and no one is really held accountable for it")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} | |||
else if (KNOB > 930 && KNOB < 1023 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { | |||
display.println(F("property fucked up times")); | |||
display.display(); | |||
} |
Latest revision as of 23:56, 11 December 2019
THE AVOCADO TOAST
WRITE YOUR STORY HERE-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
if (KNOB < 93 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("Today, most major supermarkets source their avocadoes from Chile")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB < 93 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("60 percent of the avocadoes from chile come from the province of Petorca")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB < 93 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("This story actually dates back to reforms that were set under Augusto Pinochet")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB < 93 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("A military dictatorship")); display.display(); }
else if (KNOB > 93 && KNOB < 186 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("Petorca is a provincesituated at the feet of the Andes mountains")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 93 && KNOB < 186 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("Where crops like beans, corn and potatoes used to be grown")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 93 && KNOB < 186 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("In 1981, a group of economists known as the Chicago boys, enacted a new regulation called the Water code ")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 93 && KNOB < 186 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("granting full ownerships over water rights")); display.display(); }
else if (KNOB > 186 && KNOB < 279 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("The lands on the mountainsides were used as pastures for cows")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 186 && KNOB < 279 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("for the Chilean market")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 186 && KNOB < 279 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("In practice, this enactement meant water could be traded in free markets with almost no government regulation ")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 186 && KNOB < 279 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("water could be bought, sold, and used by private companies like a commodity")); display.display(); }
else if (KNOB > 279 && KNOB < 372 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F(" Around 1980, the lands on the mountainsides were solicited by investors who bought them up at low prices, and converted them into avocado plantations")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 279 && KNOB < 372 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("There is not much water flowing there")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 279 && KNOB < 372 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("This textbook example of neoliberalism was designed to dissociate water rights from land rights")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 279 && KNOB < 372 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("Making it easier to have big corporated farms on the mountainsides")); display.display(); }
else if (KNOB > 372 && KNOB < 465 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("Around 1980, the lands on the mountainsides were solicited by investors who bought them up at low prices, and converted them into avocado plantations")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 372 && KNOB < 465 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("There is not much water flowing there")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 372 && KNOB < 465 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("This textbook example of neoliberalism was designed to dissociate water rights from land rights")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 372 && KNOB < 465 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("Making it easier to have big corporated farms on the mountainsides")); display.display(); }
else if (KNOB > 465 && KNOB < 558 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("After the Water code, vast amounts of water could be benifited on the sunny mountainside")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 465 && KNOB < 558 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("cause you can have it directly diverted from any river in the area")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 465 && KNOB < 558 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("In Petorca, where it is warm and dry, approximately 1,280 liters of water are needed to produce 1kg of avocados")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 465 && KNOB < 558 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("320 liters of applied fresh water to produce one avocado")); display.display(); }
else if (KNOB > 558 && KNOB < 651 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("That’s pretty cool for investors, cause all the water ressources available in the province can be used up")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 558 && KNOB < 651 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("to stisfy your greed")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 558 && KNOB < 651 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("As a result, villagers say rivers have dried up and groundwater levels have fallen")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 558 && KNOB < 651 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("causing a regional drought")); display.display(); }
else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("And europeans are getting more and more into avocados, so the demand keeps getting bigger")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("But be greedy, because the fat found in avocados may promote weight loss")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("Aside from the terribly damaging impact on the environment and the irreversible damage to local ecosystems, these plantations are destroying the lives of the people who live there")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("and are putting local communities at risk")); display.display(); }
else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("Avocados have ceased to be just another regular food but a trend")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("They help lower levels of bad cholesterol and have powerful anti-aging properties")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("and residents of Petorca are left with cracked earth paths and dry water ways")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 651 && KNOB < 744 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("often forced to use contaminated water transported by trucks")); display.display(); }
else if (KNOB > 837 && KNOB < 930 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("Avocados have twice the potassium of a banana, they’re packed with fiber")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 837 && KNOB < 930 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("boasting 10 grams per medium-sized avocado")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 837 && KNOB < 930 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("Small farmers cannot survive either ")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 837 && KNOB < 930 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("most actions taken against water robbery end in intimidation, corruption, or death threats")); display.display(); }
else if (KNOB > 930 && KNOB < 1023 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("They improve heart health")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 930 && KNOB < 1023 && SLIDER < 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("You will never bedisappointed with a plain, no-frills version of this simple")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 930 && KNOB < 1023 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == LOW ) { display.println(F("So it just carries on happening, and no one is really held accountable for it")); display.display(); } else if (KNOB > 930 && KNOB < 1023 && SLIDER > 511 && SWITCH == HIGH ) { display.println(F("property fucked up times")); display.display(); }