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Play [https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3 move_3.mp3] | 🎵 Play transition jingle: [https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3 move_3.mp3]{{audio|mp3=https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3|style=width:100%;}} | ||
{{audio|mp3=https://hub.xpub.nl/chopchop/worm/xpub/show_5/samples/move_3.mp3|style=width:100%;}} | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Initiate Stop Broadcast Protocol. | '''Protocoller:''' Initiate Stop Broadcast Protocol. | ||
🎵 Play [https://pzwiki.wdka.nl/mw-mediadesign/images/d/d1/Background_Outtro.mp3 Background_Outtro.mp3] {{audio|mp3=https://pzwiki.wdka.nl/mw-mediadesign/images/d/d1/Background_Outtro.mp3|style=width:100%;}} | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Announce the TIME. | '''Protocoller:''' Announce the TIME. | ||
'''Performer:''' It is | '''Performer:''' It is [TIME] and you are listening to Protocols for an Active Archive on Radio Worm, the 22nd XPub Special Issue. | ||
'''Protocoller:''' Announce the end of the show. | '''Protocoller:''' Announce the end of the show. | ||
'''Performer:''' | '''Navigator:''' Is it time for that already? | ||
'''Protocoller:''' | '''Protocoller:''' It is time. | ||
'''Performer:''' [READS PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE STUDIO MONITOR]. | '''Performer:''' What's the protocol for stopping the broadcast? | ||
'''Protocoller:''' | '''Protocoller:''' Now reading paragraph 'Step-by-step guide' in chapter 'Stopping the Broadcast' in ''The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active archive'': | ||
Step 1: Breath in, breath out. | |||
Step 2: Enjoy how you burned everything to the ground (free interpretation). | |||
Step 3: Do a little happy dance when you close the connection to the mixer (You did it! You made it!). | |||
Step 4: Pose as a professional fashion model for the last photos, for the photoshoot from Florian. | |||
Step 5: Have a cherry beer, cheers. | |||
'''Performer:''' Okay [AUDIBLY BREATHS IN AND OUT], well... this is the end of the show. The only thing left to do is archiving it. | |||
'''Navigator:''' There's a piece of paper here floating in space... it says PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Oh my. | |||
'''Navigator:''' We could add it to ''The Hitchhiker's Guide?'' | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Performer, please read out loud the PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. | |||
'''Performer:''' Now reading PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. | |||
[READS PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE STUDIO MONITOR]. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Fabulous. Navigator, stop background music. | |||
Stop background music. | |||
'''Protocoller:''' Initiate Goodbye Protocol. | '''Protocoller:''' Initiate Goodbye Protocol. | ||
'''Performer:''' It is 11:58 at Radio Worm and the flowchart has reached a dead end, now exiting the loop. Goodbye, and see you next Tuesday at 10:00 for another episode of "Protocols for an Active Archive". | '''Performer:''' It is 11:58 at Radio Worm and the flowchart has reached a dead end, now exiting the loop. Goodbye, and see you next Tuesday at 10:00 for another episode of "Protocols for an Active Archive". | ||
🎵 '''If there's time left over:''' Play [https://pzwiki.wdka.nl/mw-mediadesign/images/d/d1/Background_Outtro.mp3 Background_Outtro.mp3] {{audio|mp3=http://www.publicrec.org/archive/2-01/2-01-014/2-01-014-15.mp3|style=width:100%;}} |
Latest revision as of 14:07, 22 October 2023
🎵 Play transition jingle: move_3.mp3
Protocoller: Initiate Stop Broadcast Protocol.
🎵 Play Background_Outtro.mp3
Protocoller: Announce the TIME. Performer: It is [TIME] and you are listening to Protocols for an Active Archive on Radio Worm, the 22nd XPub Special Issue. Protocoller: Announce the end of the show. Navigator: Is it time for that already? Protocoller: It is time. Performer: What's the protocol for stopping the broadcast? Protocoller: Now reading paragraph 'Step-by-step guide' in chapter 'Stopping the Broadcast' in The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active archive: Step 1: Breath in, breath out. Step 2: Enjoy how you burned everything to the ground (free interpretation). Step 3: Do a little happy dance when you close the connection to the mixer (You did it! You made it!). Step 4: Pose as a professional fashion model for the last photos, for the photoshoot from Florian. Step 5: Have a cherry beer, cheers. Performer: Okay [AUDIBLY BREATHS IN AND OUT], well... this is the end of the show. The only thing left to do is archiving it. Navigator: There's a piece of paper here floating in space... it says PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. Protocoller: Oh my. Navigator: We could add it to The Hitchhiker's Guide? Protocoller: Performer, please read out loud the PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. Performer: Now reading PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. [READS PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE STUDIO MONITOR]. Protocoller: Fabulous. Navigator, stop background music.
Stop background music.
Protocoller: Initiate Goodbye Protocol. Performer: It is 11:58 at Radio Worm and the flowchart has reached a dead end, now exiting the loop. Goodbye, and see you next Tuesday at 10:00 for another episode of "Protocols for an Active Archive".
🎵 If there's time left over: Play Background_Outtro.mp3