User:Manetta/srt-scripts-of-AI-devices/human-commands-to-hal

Good afternoon, Hal. How's everything going?
You are the brain and central nervous system of the ship.
Your responsibilities include watching over the men in hibernation.
Does this ever cause you any lack of confidence?
Hal, despite your enormous intellect, are you ever frustrated...
...by your dependence on people to carry out actions?
What is it, Hal?
Put it on here, please. Take me in a bit.
Thank you, Hal. A bit flatter, please.
How do you mean?
I don't know. That's a rather difficult question to answer.
You working up your crew psychology report?
Would you say we had a reliable 72 hours until failure?
Prepare B pod for EVA, Hal.
Open the pod doors, Hal.
Well, Hal, I'm damned if I can find anything wrong with it.
- Yeah. I'd like to ask you a question. - Of course.
Listen, Hal...
...there's never been any instance at all of...
...a computer error occurring in a 9000 Series, has there?
Are you certain there's never been any case of even the most...
...insignificant computer error?
Fine, thanks very much.
See ya later, Hal.
Rotate C pod, please, Hal.
Open the door, Hal.
Rotate the pod, please, Hal.
Stop pod rotation, please, Hal.
Rotate the pod, please, Hal.
Rotate the pod, please, Hal.
Rotate the pod, please, Hal!
Prepare B pod for EVA, Hal.
Do you know what happened?
Open the pod door, Hal.
Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal.
Open the pod bay doors, please, Hal.
Hello, Hal, do you read me?
Hello, Hal, do you read me?
Do you read me, Hal?
Do you read me, Hal?
Hello, Hal, do you read me?
Hello, Hal, do you read me?
Do you read me, Hal?
What's the problem?
What are you talking about, Hal?
I don't know what you're talking about, Hal.
Where the hell did you get that idea, Hal?
Hal, I won't argue with you any more.
Open the doors!
Hal?