Signal Lost: Archive Unzipped - EMERGENCY WELCOME MESSAGE

Please record yourself reading this message out loud, and upload it below:

[a scratchy krghuhghh soundeffect]
Dear Survivor, if you are hearing this, we are glad you made it.
Thank you for choosing radio WORM as your emergency shelter.
Despite what happened, we invite you to relax. 
And if you need guidance take a look at the map.