The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active Archive/Communication Protocol

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Performer: Navigator, have we checked the Etherpad recently?
Navigator: No. Protocoller, is there a protocol that suggests we should?
Protocoller: Protocol suggests regular checks on the part of the navigator.
Performer: Let's take a look at the pad, then. Is there something there?

If yes:

Protocoller: Initiate 'Communication Protocol'
Navigator: But how can we choose a good piece of the pad to read live? There is so much to choose from
Performer: Yeah, the Navigator is right, what if we choose something randomly and there was something better to read out loud?
Protocoller: I wish we had some sort of protocol in place in order to figure this out... But there is nothing of that sort in my archive
Navigator: Let's try yo just go for it then. Performer, go ahead.
Performer: Alright, I guess... If we have no other option [Live Reading of the random section of the Pad
Protocoller: Initiate 'Audience Feedback Protocol'. Do they comment positively on the reading?

   If yes: 
   Navigator: Very positively (read example)
   Navigator: Redirect to Reading the Pad.

   If no:
   Navigator: I'm afraid not, Protocoller.
   Performer: Then lets stop the broadcast, this isn't working for us
   Navigator: Redirect to End.
 

If no:

Navigator: There's nothing there, Protocoller.
Protocoller: Sigh..*
Navigator: They don't seem to realize what kind of power they have in their hands.
Protocoller: I'm afraid this means the inevitable...
Performer: Not again..
Navigator: Redirect to Wormhole.

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