The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active Archive/Communication Protocol

Performer: Navigator, have we checked the Etherpad recently?
Navigator: No. Protocoller, is there a protocol that suggests we should?
Protocoller: Protocol suggests regular checks on the part of the navigator.
Performer: Let's take a look at the pad then. Is there something there?

If yes:

Protocoller: Initiate 'Reading the Pad Protocol'
Performer: [Live Reading of the random section of the Pad]

If no:

MONITOR(?): There's nothing there, Protocoller.
Protocoller: Sigh..*
Performer: They don't seem to realise what kind of power they have in their hands... 

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