Generating Slash Fiction from BBC News RSS Feeds

import feedparser, pickle, nltk
import re, random

url = "http://feeds.bbci.co.uk/news/rss.xml"
searchwords= ["president","minister","cameron","presidential","obama","angela","barroso","pm","chancellor"]
rawFeed = feedparser.parse(url)

def convert (humpty):
    tokens = nltk.word_tokenize(humpty)
    return nltk.Text(tokens)

superSumario = " "
for i in rawFeed.entries:
    sumario = i["summary"].lower()
    for w in searchwords:
        if w in sumario.strip():
            superSumario = superSumario + sumario
            out = (open("afiltertest.txt", "w"))
            pickle.dump(superSumario,out) 

textrss = open('afiltertest.txt').read()
textslash = open('harrypotterslash.txt').read()

names = re.compile(r"[a-z]\s([A-Z]\w+)")
pi = names.findall(textslash)
lista = []

for name in pi:
    if name not in lista:
        lista.append(name)

variavel = ""

for name in lista:
    variavel = variavel + name + "|"
    
ze = "(" + variavel.rstrip ("|") + ")"
nomes = re.compile(ze)

office1 = re.compile(r"(president\s\w+\w+)")
office2 = re.compile(r"(minister\s\w+\w+)")
office3 = re.compile(r"(chancellor\s\w+\w+)")
repls = office1.findall(textrss) + office2.findall(textrss) + office3.findall(textrss)

def r(m):
    return random.choice(repls)

yes = nomes.sub(r,textslash)
lala = re.sub("\"","",yes)
both = lala.strip() + textrss.strip()
puff = convert(both)
titulo = puff.generate(5)
herpDerp = puff.generate(500)

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