The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active Archive/Communication Protocol

Play transition jingle: move_1.mp3

Performer: Navigator, have we checked the Etherpad recently?
Navigator: No. Protocoller, is there a protocol that suggests we should?
Protocoller: Protocol suggests regular checks on the part of the navigator.
Performer: Let's take a look at the pad, then. Is there something there?

If yes:

Protocoller: Initiate 'Communication Protocol'
Performer: [Live Reading of the random section of the Pad]
Protocoller: Initiate 'Audience Feedback Protocol'. Do they comment 

positively on the reading?

 If yes: 
 Navigator: Redirect to Reading the Pad.

 If no:
 Protocoller: Are they confused?

   If yes: 
   Performer: Then lets stop the broadcast, this isn't working for us
   Navigator: Redirect to End.

   In no:
   Performer: Then lets move to another section, this isn't working 
   for us
   Navigator: Redirect to Wormhole.
 

If no:

Navigator: There's nothing there, Protocoller.
Protocoller: Sigh..*
Performer: They don't seem to realize what kind of power they have in their hands.
Navigator: Redirect to Wormhole.

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End Broadcast Protocol -->
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