Alphabet Soup
"All misunderstandings will be solved
by the Alphabet Soup!"
Anarchism
Glossary Protocols
●Protocol for Hieroglyphics●
Original protocol: Come up with a series of emojis to define a word. Variation: Everyone comes up with a series of emojis to define a word in private 🤫. Afterwards, the group decides on a series on emojis based on what each person chose to make up a common definition.🤝
Zuhui ⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥⛓️⛓️💥
🏛️⛏️🧘♀️
Imina 👑🤝🌎🆓
Chrissy 👽🤖🥰🤘🫂🦅🦬🌞🛠️📝📣🏴☠️🍾🌈🍀
Kiara 🤔🫵🤼♀️🎆⚒️❌
Common definition ⛓️⛓️💥⚒️🏴☠️🤝🌈
●Protocol for Mispronunciation●
Original protocol: Find a way to mispronounce a word by changing the enunciation, and use that as a definition. e.g: Thesis - The Sis - Casual way to refer to a female direct relative or close friend Variation: also break down the chosen word to pieces and let creativity flow 💆
An • archism: Hierarchism, singular
An • arch • ism: An Ideology of archs - the belief that archs are the supreme beings and will rule the world?
Ana • Rchism: Ana Rchism (37), HR of a print sales company, is on Tinder but also not really, has two very big muscular, but slim dogs. She likes to have a cute afternoon break with tea and chorizo slices to get her head out of her work, she also enjoys yoga or hot pilates. Once in a while, she also enjoys going to an underground queer kink party dancing to country music.
She also is an active secret anarchist. She lives in Liverpool.
Anar • Chism:
Anar: Persian name for pomegranate
Chism: well known murder convict who killed his math teacher
Attitude
Glossary Protocols
● Protocol for Hieroglyphics ●
(variation) Everyone comes up with a series of emojis to define a word in private 🤫. Afterwards, the group decides on a series on emojis based on what each person chose to make up a common definition.🤝
Zuhui:
🫸🫷
🫷🫸
Chrissy: 😤💅😒🧚💁♀️🙅♀️
Imina: 🕺📣💁♀️👑💃
Kiara: 💁♀️📢🆒
group:
📣💁♀️
🫸🫷
🫷🫸
● Protocol for mispronunciation ●
Find a way to mispronounce a word by changing the enunciation, and use that as a definition.
Thesis - The Sis - Casual way to refer to a female direct relative or close friend
add variation: also break down the chosen word to pieces and let creativity flow 💆
At•tit•u•de
@ • (｡)(｡) • You • de (xxx website in germany & surprisingly female friendly)
A tit tude → a trans-friendly cafe but disguised so it's not taken down by authorities 💪🏻🤝(pronounced "a tit dude", can be used as a code word)
Atti•tude
At•ti•tude (italian)
Attitu•de
Attitu.de
"German website for italian candy" 🤡
http://attitu.de/
Copyleft
A licensing system developed by Richard Stallman which allows users to modify the source code of a system provided they grant the same rights to those they pass the system on to. Copyleft is one of the basic tenets of the open source movement. It is derived from the word ‘copyright’, the use of ‘left’ differentiating it from that restrictive form of licensing. [1]
Protocol for Wiki-ing
In this sense, freedoms refers to the use of the work for any purpose, and the ability to modify, copy, share, and redistribute the work, with or without a fee.
Protocol for Context & Indexing
Title: All Problems of Notation Will be Solved by the Masses: Free Open Form Performance, Free/Libre Open Source Software, and Distributive Practice
Author: Simon Yuill
On: page 65
At: line 10-13
Protocol for Drawing
Diagram 1 (by Feline)
Diagram 2 (by Charlie)
Protocol for Representation
Caption1
Caption2
Protocol for Imagining
I am a silicon valley startup tech CEO and I FUCKING HATE copyleft. I'm trying to get my fourteenth startup off the ground (it's like the uber for foreign au pairs) but I keep getting shafted by leftist GitHub activists who license their code with bullshit requirements like "share alike" and "non-commercial". Do they -want- to be poor? Recently I talked with Trevor about it over some IPAs and he shared my distaste, it came to the point that his son, Invictus, had to cancel his dropshipping gig because 94% of his codebase fell under CC-BY-SA and NO way he's gonna make his app open source. He's redpilled, he's chad, he's grindset-oriented.
I wish my boy, Aurelius, was more like that... He's outside playing with his friends all day instead of getting the bag and disrupting markets. This is a dog-eat-dog world we live in and he won't be eating any dogs if he keeps this up.
Protocol for Metaphors
Eleni got back from a long day at uni. She hadn't seen her cat in days, so to feel better she put out her favourite mixing bowl, put on her polkadot apron and got to baking her famous bottomless bannananana cake, babey. Suddenly, she got a text message from one of her uni friends, inviting her to a party. She was so excited to share the cake with everyone, so she just packed it in a heat resistant tapperware and set off.
On her way there, she passed through the park when she came across a lovely old lady, hanging out with the local pigeons. "Oh, dear. I forgot my bread treats at home and my friends are sooooo hungry." she exclaimed and her companions agreed with a collective "Coo! Coo!"
Eleni freely offered a slice of her cake (it was of course pigeon friendly, so as to not kill the local biodiversity). The old lady opened her satin purse as the coins jiggled inside, "What shall I offer in return?" but Eleni was quick to decline the offer. It was for free!!!
Further down the street she passed by a crumbling orphanage, where a small child sat a little table with a missing leg. The child stopped her and offered a small bowl asking, "Miss, Miss, can you spare some money for the orphanage?". Eleni checked all her pockets but was unable to find her own satin purse (coincidental). "I am so sorry small child, but I am without coin. Would you like some of my cake to sell at your table. It's sure to be a big seller!" She said confidently. The child looked delighted and quickly accepted.
Now quite late for the party Eleni rushed down the Athens boulevards. As she reached her friends door she felt a small weight on her should and a soft "Coooo-" in her ear. Being versed in pigeon speak, she quickly surmised that the pigeon had been chasing her ever since the park. The pigeon (Zayn) had been so impressed with the delicate bananana cake. It wasn't often often that one (that one being pigeon) was able to taste such delicious crumbs, as usually cake was not good on their little bellies (aw). Eleni replied with her own "Coo coos", offering her recipe for Zayn to share with anyone or to open their own pigeon coofe should they want to.
For our dear readers we have attached the recipe below (with Coo-pyLeft):
- 1 Coo Coo
- 3/4 Coo Coo
- 3L Coo Coo
- 200g Coo Coo
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Coo coo!
It's as if you made a cake to bring to a party and anyone could grab a slice, add some ketchup and/or sell it as a cupcake
Protocol for Collective Definition Writing
Copyleft means, besides its original meaning as a pun, many things in the world of creative commons and copyright law. It means the uh anything made with copyleft can be used by someone else however they want, I think. It's as if you're copying from the person left to you, but they allow it, and want you to get a good grade. However, you have to give it back to them, what you make with it. Do you? I think so. I think not. I thought you could do.... Sorry. You can say no in your sentence. Yeah you can change that. No! wait nevermind. The cake is ephemeral. I don't know what ephemeral means. It means for a small amount of time. No it's infinite. Like is it a uh what do they call it bottomless, banana cake. Or just run (away) with it.
Protocol for Tagging
copyRight, copyUp, copyDown
Protocol for Etymology and Avoiding Fake Friends
Protocol for Addressees
Transcript: "To hwom hit mæg beon, copyleft is an clausa in copyright usage licencum þæt behofaþ þæt se licencige þæt ænig ændring of þam weorce (forðan, forlætinga, geændrunga) under þære licenc of þam original weorce setan."
References
Creative Commons
Protocol for Hieroglyphics
Original protocol: Come up with a series of emojis to define a word.
Variation: Everyone comes up with a series of emojis to define a word in private 🤫. Afterwards, the group decides on a series on emojis based on what each person chose to make up a common definition.🤝
Zuhui 🏃🏾♀️➡️👾🏃🏼♀️➡️🫧🏃➡️🍎🏃🏽♀️➡️🎼🏃🏿♂️➡️💡🏃🏽♂️➡️🩺🏃🏻♀️➡️
Imina ©🌈🧑🎨🎨🖌️💅🏻🎼🥶
Chrissy 🫡🤜🤛🧑🧑🧒🧒🧠💐🔧🪛🖍️
Kiara 🐈💭🫂🎨🖥️🌐🌍
Common definition 🌐🎨🖌️🤜🤛💡🔧
Protocol for mispronunciation
Original protocol:Find a way to mispronounce a word by changing the enunciation, and use that as a definition.
Thesis - The Sis: Casual way to refer to a female direct relative or close friend
Variation: also break down the chosen word to pieces and let creativity flow 💆
Cre•ative Comm•ons
Cre•ative Come•ons
creative com (.com: commercial) ONS: Creative Commercial One Night Stands
creative .com ONS: Creative Online One Night Stands
cre@ive-commo.ns
Creat•ive Comm•ons
create I've come on
Cre•ative Comme•on•s
____ Come on's! (plural)
Criss-crossing
Protocol For Representation
Demiurge
Protocol for Representation
Protocol for Abbreviation
Designing Ethereal Monuments In Ugly Run-down Group Environments
Emoji
🐉⚖📝✍✨
Directory
Protocol for Metaphor
An interactive table of contents.
Protocol for Abbreviation
Don'tInterruptReadingEclecticContentToOvercomeRessourceYielding
Protocol for Representation
Protocol for Emoji
↪️ 📂 🫚 📎 📑
Labour
Protocols for Hieroglyphics
original:
Come up with a series of emojis to define a word.
cover version (with variation):
Everyone comes up with a series of emojis to define a word in private 🤫. Afterwards, the group decides on a series on emojis based on what each person chose to make up a common definition.🤝
private selections
Zuhui: 👫❀❀⚙︎🧍🏼♂️❁✿❂⚙︎❀👬❁❁❉✿🧍♀️❁❀❃👭
Kiara: 😶🌫️🫠💪💸
Chrissy: 🥵🤯🤬😭🥺🤮🤖🖕🧟♀️🏃♀️➡️🐜💥
Imina: 🏋️♀️🫄💪🏻👩🏼💻💆♀️💰
group decided:
✿🐜✿💸🖕💪🤯
Protocols for mispronunciation
original:
Find a way to mispronounce a word by changing the enunciation, and use that as a definition.
i.e. Thesis - The Sis - Casual way to refer to a female direct relative or close friend
cover version (with variation):
Find a way to mispronounce a word by changing the enunciation, and use that as a definition. + also break down the chosen word to pieces and let creativity flow 💆
Labo ur
Labo: one of the most ancient cities of the world, in Mesopotamia
Ur : end of 90s/2000s way of texting "your" or "you're"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbLkXhGEmo Katy Perry - Ur So Gay
La bour (fr) → when you want to say you're drunk but you're too drunk to say it correctly
Lab•our 'We Work' → version for scientists
L' abour → when you're french and have a cold, m become b, so "amour" (french for love) becomes "abour" shorter version : l'amour caught a cold
LOGO Labs
Protocol for Abbreviaton
Likely Original Graphic Ornament, Lovingly Assigned By Science
Protocol for Representation
Caption1
Caption2
Protocol for Emoji
🧪🎋🥼🖼🔬
Maths Washing
Protocol for Metaphor
Like when your having an argument with someone and they look up something on google and then they are like see google agrees so you cant really argue back because u look dumb af. However, google may be wrong.
Narrowcasting
Noise
Protocol for Metaphor
Dirt is matter out of place or order, that therefore can not be recognized as productive material. (Just as Dirt, noise can be understood opposed to information due to not being understood by existing systems.)
Protocol for Abbreviation
NeverOvercomingInformationStructurelessEnigma
Protocol for Representation
Protocol for Emoji
⚪️ 🌫️ 🎰👂🔀
Protocol for Random Language
Luxembourgish: Kaméidi
Notation
Update 2024 (by Kim, Tessa, Wyn & Melisa):
Protocol 1
Include at least one evocative image
Include the quote/sentence/source where you read it
Write down shortly what you think/thought it means/meant
Close with the dictionary definition
Quote sentence where we read it: All Problems of Notation Will be Solved by the Masses: Free
Open Form Performance, Free/Libre Open Source Software, and Distributive Practice
wiki dictionary definition : The act, process, method, or an instance of representing by a system or set of marks, signs, figures, or characters.
Protocol 4
Write a word and the search engine will find movie clips
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/da61dfdc-1f1b-49a6-a154-43f6ee9c24b2
Protocol 5
Include an opposite and a synonym of the word.
If there is a connecting word in the glossary, link it to that specific word.
notation X improvisation/randomness/spontaniousness??
symbols, notes, record,
Protocol 6
Try to define a word from the glossary using 5 emojis
🎼📝💻👯♂️🕰️
🎵©️⚧🔄👂
🎛️ 🧮 📝 🎵 🎰
📜🔛💻📝🤯
final emoji definition: 🎼📝👯♂️🎰💻
Protocol 7
Ask the meaning of a glossary term around until you find someone who knows the definition of the word.
Write down their definition in the glossary.
Lidia: A register of a sort of activitiy in a way its understandable by a third party.
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- http://www.theguardian.com/music/gallery/2013/oct/04/graphic-music-scores-in-pictures
- http://www.notations21.net/
- All Problems of Notation Will be Solved by the Masses essay by Simon Yuill, published in the FLOSS+Art book
Optimism
Taboo Protocol
"It's like, you really want to give up and throw everything out the window, but you CAN'T because deep deep down you really know everything is going to be a-okay."
Overtone Window
Sudo Event
Protocol for Metaphor
Imagine an office space in which you have a medium important role with some responsibilities that grant you access to a few operations. For some operations you need to switch the seat to your bosses office next door. From there you have access to every operation in the whole company. Making use of this temporary privilege is the SUDO event.
Protocol for Representation
Protocol for Abbreviation
SomeUnderpaidDevelopersOperateEntirelyVagueEnginesNotThinking
Protocol for Emoji
🎮🔧💻📟🗣️
Traditional Literacy
Translocal
Ubiquitous
Protocol for Representation
Protocol for Abbreviation
UnbelievableButIndeedQuasiUniversallyImmediateYetOverlyÜberallSimultaneously