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...and one of the latest generation<br>
...and one of the latest generation
of the HAL-9000 computers.<br>
of the HAL-9000 computers.
For he was the latest result<br>
For he was the latest result
in machine intelligence. <br>
in machine intelligence.  
The HAL-9000 computer<br>
The HAL-9000 computer
which can reproduce... <br>
which can reproduce...  
...though some experts still<br>
...though some experts still
prefer to use the word "mimic"... <br>
prefer to use the word "mimic"...  
...most of the activities of the human<br>
...most of the activities of the human
brain and with incalculably greater speed... <br>
brain and with incalculably greater speed...  
...and reliability. <br>
...and reliability.  
You are the brain and central<br>
You are the brain and central
nervous system of the ship. <br>
nervous system of the ship.  
The 9000 Series is the most<br>
The 9000 Series is the most
reliable computer ever made. <br>
reliable computer ever made.  
No 9000 computer has ever made a<br>
No 9000 computer has ever made a
mistake or distorted information.<br>
mistake or distorted information.
...fool proof and incapable of error.<br>
...fool proof and incapable of error.
I enjoy working with people.<br>
I enjoy working with people.
My mission responsibilities range over<br>
My mission responsibilities range over
the entire operation of the ship...<br>
the entire operation of the ship...
...so lam constantly occupied.<br>
...so lam constantly occupied.
I am putting myself to<br>
I am putting myself to
the fullest possible use...<br>
the fullest possible use...
...which is all, I think, that any<br>
...which is all, I think, that any
conscious entity can ever hope to do.<br>
conscious entity can ever hope to do.
He's just like the<br>
He's just like the
sixth member of the crew.<br>
sixth member of the crew.
...really as just another person.<br>
...really as just another person.
Do you believe that Hal<br>
Do you believe that Hal
has genuine emotions?<br>
has genuine emotions?
Of course, he's programmed that way to<br>
Of course, he's programmed that way to
make it easier for us to talk to him.<br>
make it easier for us to talk to him.
The 9000 Series has a<br>
The 9000 Series has a
perfect operational record.<br>
perfect operational record.
Of course, he's right about the 9000<br>
Of course, he's right about the 9000
Series having a perfect operational record.<br>
Series having a perfect operational record.
Unfortunately, that sounds a<br>
Unfortunately, that sounds a
little like famous last words.<br>
little like famous last words.
There isn't a single aspect of ship<br>
There isn't a single aspect of ship
operation that's not under his control.<br>
operation that's not under his control.
As far as I know, no 9000 computer<br>
As far as I know, no 9000 computer
has ever been disconnected.<br>
has ever been disconnected.
Well, no 9000 computer<br>
Well, no 9000 computer
has ever fouled up before.<br>
has ever fouled up before.
I know I've made some very<br>
I know I've made some very
poor decisions recently...<br>
poor decisions recently...
...but I can give you<br>
...but I can give you
my complete assurance...<br>
my complete assurance...
...that my work will be back to normal.<br>
...that my work will be back to normal.
I'm...<br>
I'm...
...afraid.<br>
...afraid.
I am a HAL-9000 computer.
I am a HAL-9000 computer.
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Latest revision as of 14:53, 24 March 2015

...and one of the latest generation
of the HAL-9000 computers.
For he was the latest result
in machine intelligence.
The HAL-9000 computer
which can reproduce...
...though some experts still
prefer to use the word "mimic"...
...most of the activities of the human
brain and with incalculably greater speed...
...and reliability.
You are the brain and central
nervous system of the ship.
The 9000 Series is the most
reliable computer ever made.
No 9000 computer has ever made a
mistake or distorted information.
...fool proof and incapable of error.
I enjoy working with people.
My mission responsibilities range over
the entire operation of the ship...
...so lam constantly occupied.
I am putting myself to
the fullest possible use...
...which is all, I think, that any
conscious entity can ever hope to do.
He's just like the
sixth member of the crew.
...really as just another person.
Do you believe that Hal
has genuine emotions?
Of course, he's programmed that way to
make it easier for us to talk to him.
The 9000 Series has a
perfect operational record.
Of course, he's right about the 9000
Series having a perfect operational record.
Unfortunately, that sounds a
little like famous last words.
There isn't a single aspect of ship
operation that's not under his control.
As far as I know, no 9000 computer
has ever been disconnected.
Well, no 9000 computer
has ever fouled up before.
I know I've made some very
poor decisions recently...
...but I can give you
my complete assurance...
...that my work will be back to normal.
I'm...
...afraid.
I am a HAL-9000 computer.