The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active Archive/Communication Protocol

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Performer: Navigator, have we checked the Etherpad recently?
Navigator: No. Protocoller, is there a protocol that suggests we should?
Protocoller: Protocol suggests regular checks on the part of the navigator.
Performer: Let's take a look at the pad, then. Is there something there?

If yes:

Protocoller: Initiate 'Communication Protocol'
Performer: [Live Reading of the random section of the Pad
Protocoller: Initiate 'Audience Feedback Protocol'. Do they comment positively on the reading?

   If yes: 
   Navigator: Redirect to Reading the Pad.

   If no:
   Protocoller: Are they confused?

     If yes: 
     Performer: Then lets stop the broadcast, this isn't working for us
     Navigator: Redirect to End.

     If no:
     Performer: Then lets move to another section, this isn't working for us
     Navigator: Redirect to Wormhole.
 

If no:

Navigator: There's nothing there, Protocoller.
Protocoller: Sigh..*
Performer: They don't seem to realize what kind of power they have in their hands.
Navigator: Redirect to Wormhole.

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