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Pipsqueek was a little man, | Pipsqueek was a little man, | ||
Somewhat shy, somewhat sheepish, somewhat ‘fraid. | Somewhat shy, somewhat sheepish, somewhat ‘fraid. | ||
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He just simply did not like to parade. | He just simply did not like to parade. | ||
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Balthazar Dolla’ Bill on the other hand, had a mouth, as big as a monster-super, mega truck, which left the entire group stupefied, awestruck. | |||
'Grandilloquence! Humdudgeon! Sotto voce!' | Balthazar Dolla’ Bill on the other hand, had a mouth, as big as a monster-super, mega truck, | ||
which left the entire group stupefied, awestruck. | |||
'Grandilloquence! Humdudgeon! Sotto voce!' bellowed Dolla, shrill. | |||
'Grandiloquence. Shmandiloquence.' | 'Grandiloquence. Shmandiloquence.' muttered Pipqisqueek to himself, that sounds to me | ||
a bit like overkill.' | |||
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Flash. FLASH. And a lightbulb appeared. | '' | ||
'''Flash. FLASH.''' And a lightbulb appeared. | |||
Pipsqueek grabbed it. Pipsqueek broke it. Pipsqueek had a murder weapon engineered. | Pipsqueek grabbed it. Pipsqueek broke it. Pipsqueek had a murder weapon engineered. | ||
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‘I prefer direct communication Dolla’ Bill exclaimed’, leaving spittle as he spoke. | ‘I prefer direct communication Dolla’ Bill exclaimed’, leaving spittle as he spoke. | ||
‘Lets leave feelings at the door, like the stoics for example did…’ Something something artichoke. | ‘Lets leave feelings at the door, like the stoics for example did…’ | ||
Something something artichoke. | |||
Pipsqueek did not listen any more, to humdudgeons and what not. | |||
'Sotto voce, Sotto voce' whispered he, as he stabbed Baltahzar Dolla Bill, | |||
a lot. | |||
''Page 5.'' | |||
Blood and spittle sputter spat all over the flipper flapper floor, | |||
Blood and spittle sputter spat all over the flipper flapper floor, and Pipsqueek, little peachy Pipsqueek never heard Baltazar Dolla Bill speaking anymore. | and Pipsqueek, little peachy Pipsqueek never heard Baltazar Dolla Bill | ||
speaking anymore. | |||
‘Sotto voce, sotto voce’ spoke Pipsqueek meekly. | ‘Sotto voce, sotto voce’ spoke Pipsqueek meekly. | ||
‘Lets now continue our critiques more respectably and I’m a little tired so maybe bi-weekly.’ | ‘Lets now continue our critiques more respectably | ||
and I’m a little tired so maybe bi-weekly.’ | |||
Revision as of 12:22, 28 September 2021
The World’s Peachiest Boy In the World Written by Simon Becks
Page 1.
Pipsqueek was a little man, Somewhat shy, somewhat sheepish, somewhat ‘fraid. But Pipsqueek knew smart things this man, He just simply did not like to parade.
Page 2.
Balthazar Dolla’ Bill on the other hand, had a mouth, as big as a monster-super, mega truck, which left the entire group stupefied, awestruck. 'Grandilloquence! Humdudgeon! Sotto voce!' bellowed Dolla, shrill.
'Grandiloquence. Shmandiloquence.' muttered Pipqisqueek to himself, that sounds to me a bit like overkill.'
Page 3 Flash. FLASH. And a lightbulb appeared. Pipsqueek grabbed it. Pipsqueek broke it. Pipsqueek had a murder weapon engineered.
Page 4.
‘I prefer direct communication Dolla’ Bill exclaimed’, leaving spittle as he spoke. ‘Lets leave feelings at the door, like the stoics for example did…’ Something something artichoke.
Pipsqueek did not listen any more, to humdudgeons and what not. 'Sotto voce, Sotto voce' whispered he, as he stabbed Baltahzar Dolla Bill, a lot.
Page 5.
Blood and spittle sputter spat all over the flipper flapper floor, and Pipsqueek, little peachy Pipsqueek never heard Baltazar Dolla Bill speaking anymore.
‘Sotto voce, sotto voce’ spoke Pipsqueek meekly. ‘Lets now continue our critiques more respectably and I’m a little tired so maybe bi-weekly.’
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