User:Lidia.Pereira/PNM/Fluffying

Replacing "fucking" with fluffy verbs on the comments for the Top Rated YouTube videos.

import urllib2
import json
import random

feed = urllib2.urlopen("http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/standardfeeds/top_rated?v=2&alt=jsonc")

data = json.load(feed)

topRated = data['data'] ['items']
fluffyVerbs = ["baking","combing","cuddling","babysitting","braiding","weaving"]

for i in topRated:
    print i['title']
    url = "http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/"+i['id']+"/comments?alt=json" #url generator
    feed2 = urllib2.urlopen(url) 
    data2 = json.load(feed2) 
    for c in data2 ['feed']['entry']: 
        content = c['content']['$t']
        if "fucking" in content:
            print content.replace("fucking",fluffyVerbs[random.randint(0,5)])

Here are some of my favourites:

Evolution of Dance - By Judson Laipply

he babysitting rocks the robot dance omg

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

If you want to see her weaving check out : rihanna-new-sextape.eu.pn

Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

The girl was baking a black NBA player.

With Tamas' help, great patience and teaching skills I was finally able to replace more offensive words with innocuous ones:

import urllib2
import json
import random

feed = urllib2.urlopen("http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/standardfeeds/top_rated?v=2&alt=jsonc")

data = json.load(feed)

topRated = data['data'] ['items']
fluffyWords = ["baking","combing","cuddling","babysitting","fluffing","braiding","bunny","fairy","sparkles","unicorn"]
badWords= ["sex","fucking","fuck","nigga","motherfucker","banging","whore"]


for i in topRated:
    print i['title']
    url = "http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/"+i['id']+"/comments?alt=json"
    feed2 = urllib2.urlopen(url) 
    data2 = json.load(feed2) 
    for c in data2 ['feed']['entry']: 
        content = c['content']['$t'].lower()
        for badWord in badWords:
            if content.count(badWord) > 0:
                content = content.replace(badWord,fluffyWords[random.randint(0,9)])
                changes = True #this checks if there were changes and allows me to call it again!
            else:
                changes = False
        if changes:        
            print content

Some results:

"today a whole new rihanna adult tape had been leeched i was confident this particular gal is a true fairy , check out her movie the following : daily-celebrity-gossip.me.pn"

"right this moment a hacker leeched a brand new bunny video clip with the fairy rihanna view the complete thing right here : rihanna-new-bakingtape.me.pn"

And so, in order to thank Tamas, I wrote a simple poem generator with the following result:

I thank thee, Tamas, for being so patient
Exquisite poodles explode parcimoniously in Toledo
Fluffy unicorns doodle formidably in a field of poppies
Sparkly birds burst with great joy abusing drugs
So thank you a lot, and this is the end.