The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active Archive/Stop Broadcast

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Protocoller: Initiate Stop Broadcast Protocol.

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Protocoller: Announce the TIME.
Performer: It is [TIME] and you are listening to Protocols for an Active Archive on Radio Worm, the 22nd XPub Special Issue. 
Protocoller: Announce the end of the show.
Navigator: Is it time for that already? 
Protocoller: It is time.
Performer: What's the protocol for stopping the broadcast?
Protocoller: Now reading paragraph 'Step-by-step guide' in chapter 'Stopping the Broadcast' in The Hitchhiker's Guide to an Active archive:
   Step 1: Breath in, breath out.
   Step 2: Enjoy how you burned everything to the ground (free interpretation).
   Step 3: Do a little happy dance when you close the connection to the mixer (You did it! You made it!).
   Step 4: Pose as a professional fashion model for the last photos, for the photoshoot from Florian.
   Step 5: Have a cherry beer, cheers.
Performer: Okay [AUDIBLY BREATHS IN AND OUT], well... this is the end of the show. The only thing left to do is archiving it.
Navigator: There's a piece of paper here floating in space... it says PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE.
Protocoller: Oh my.
Navigator: We could add it to The Hitchhiker's Guide?
Protocoller: Performer, please read out loud the PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. 
Performer: Now reading PROTOCOL FOR SAVING TO THE ARCHIVE. 
   [READS PIECE OF PAPER TAPED TO THE STUDIO MONITOR].
Protocoller: Fabulous. Navigator, stop background music.

Stop background music.

Protocoller: Initiate Goodbye Protocol.
Performer: It is 11:58 at Radio Worm and the flowchart has reached a dead end, now exiting the loop. Goodbye, and see you next Tuesday at 10:00 for another episode of "Protocols for an Active Archive".

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