Ebeb

There was something before the apartment we lived in, I had to leave there and instead I go to hell. Hell is underwater, I catch the lift there we come out to under the sea I twirl around do a little swim to a swanky underwater apartment. Very modern, I think so this is where the devil hangs out. It is an evening dinner, other guest are there, we sit down, the devil asks me if I would like to eat electric blue eel balls? EBEB. What to say? You cant reject the offer, you are in the devils flat, this is the kind of food they serve here this must be quite a moderate offer compared to what other people are going to eat you should say yes. Just imagine the kind of weird and gross dishes people are going to eat, EBEB is not so bad, you should kindly accept. I say that sounds great thank you. I sit around the table try to make pleasant chit chat. There’s loads of glass around, glass table, glasses on the table of course glass for windows we are in an aquarium. Naturally loads of blue like clear strong slick blue, like the blue logic of late 90’s year 2000 music videos. The devil is an overweight man in his late 30’s nothing distinguishing about him really, dressed normally grey t-shirt, quite polite. Rather too normal to describe. The food on the table is served, to my surprise it is all a selection of different fishes not all wild or wacky, beautiful flakes of salmon all different kinds of fish all flaked though not in its original form. What was I thinking accepting the EBEB? I could have had a normal fishes, would it be so wrong to have this fish instead but now they are cooking mine especially. I wondered how gross it would it be? ? What would electric be? What would blue be? What would eel be? What would balls be? Eel is the only fish I truly detest, the meat makes me want to vomit. As I sat they’re thinking about the prospect of eating EBEB. I thought I couldn’t go through with this. I slyly duck out the apartment I couldn’t remember how to get up from the sea, I’d forgotten all about the twirl to the right to the lift that took me out instead I swam ahead underwater to the unknown there was nothing but late 90’s music video tones not the image of deep sea one would image. Now is the time to swim up I gradually tried to float to the top Tszzzzz ouch what was that? Tszzzzzz what was that? Every time I floated up I hit a electric net I could not get any higher, above the net were fishes swimming around. This isn’t gonna work, I head back to the underwater apartment dismayed I sit on the table again and wait for the EBEB again, I go through all the same hesitations. What was I thinking accepting the EBEB? I could have had a normal fishes, would it be so wrong to have this fish instead but now they are cooking mine especially. I wondered how gross it would it be? What would electric be? What would blue be? What would eel be? What would balls be? Eel is the only fish I truly detest the meat is makes me want to vomit. I decide to duck out again I forget the lift that takes me out of the sea instead of twirling round the corner I swim on under the sea. I swim for a bit and gradually drift up time to reach the surface. Tszzzzz ouch what was that? tszzzzzz what the hell? Every time I floated up I hit an electric net I could get any higher above the net were fishes swimming around. This isn’t gonna work I head back to the underwater apartment, dismayed I sit on the table again and wait for the EBEB, again I go through all the same hesitations. What was I thinking accepting the EBEB? I could have had a normal fishes, would it be so wrong to have this fish instead but now they are cooking mine especially. I wondered how gross it electric would it be? What would blue be? What would eel be? What would balls be? Eel is the only fish I truly detest the meat makes me want to vomit. I decide to duck out again. I remember the lift! The lift takes me out of hell! This is how I came here. I leave the swanky apartment twirl to the right a little underwater breaststroke and I am in the lift. I head back the apartment; I reach there. what’s this? The place has changed for real? I thought it was my apartment but really it’s a skate park apartment block how could I have not noticed this before, what I thought where divider walls are big concrete blocks, concrete floor actually no furniture at all, weird. I head to the window and duck out.